My roommate:Have you ever considered adopting a retarded (forgive her) baby?
Me:Have I ever considered it!? Uhm, like EVER. DAY.
<laughing til she gagged>
I am subscribed to not one, not two, but SIX email lists of kids with special needs who are up for adoption. Look- (opened up my computer)
Oh my god, you aren't kidding.
No. So how 'bout that for a match.com profile. "Let's adopt babies with mental retardation together" and then I'll have to write, "No, it's not some hipster code for becoming city chicken farmers, I mean a real baby."