24th January 2012

For Realz


  • My roommate: Have you ever considered adopting a retarded (forgive her) baby?
  • Me: Have I ever considered it!? Uhm, like EVER. DAY.
  • <laughing til she gagged>
  • I am subscribed to not one, not two, but SIX email lists of kids with special needs who are up for adoption. Look- (opened up my computer)
  • Oh my god, you aren't kidding.
  • No. So how 'bout that for a match.com profile. "Let's adopt babies with mental retardation together" and then I'll have to write, "No, it's not some hipster code for becoming city chicken farmers, I mean a real baby."
Comments (View)
blog comments powered by Disqus