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5th February 2012

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Antoinette (Elia’s sister) sent Jacket some White House M&m’s. Jacket’s mom and grandma flipped out - they thought it was so cool.

Then, I got a run-down of Obama’s new ‘policies’ according to grandma and Jacket’s mom:

  #1. Obama just put in a new law in which people aren’t allowed to speak any other language except for English, anywhere in the United States.  Not on the phone, not at home, not on the street (they gave me all of these examples), no where.  Because otherwise they could be planning terrorist acts in a different language and we wouldn’t know about it.

#2. Obama also made a new policy about Groundhog’s Day  (but I don’t know how to describe what they were saying without sounding like a jerk).

#3.  Lastly, an older policy from Obama is that Jacket’s juice has to go under the plane.  All metal goes under a plane.  And the TSA (she used another word I can’t remember) go to jail now for stealing your shit.  Apparently, they steal people’s stuff all the time.  In fact, don’t put Jacket’s juice under the plane.  They’ll steal it.  Just buy some in Florida.

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12. withfins said: as someone who had an iPhone stolen from my luggage, I can 100% attest to the fact that the TSA will steal your shit!
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