Jacket has started to create her own routines
For example, each morning she puts on my glasses and announces “I’m Rebecca” and then proceeds to reiterate all of the obnoxious things I didn’t know I repeat so much. Like
“Seriously, it’s time for you to _____________”
“WhAAAAAAAAAAAAAAt?”
“ACTually….”
“Let’s [re]LAX. Take a deep breath and LAX.”
“Just a little bit of ___[ketchup, soap, shampoo, lotion]_____.”
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