That’s the least of her problems

By far, the most common words out of my mouth when Jacket and I are around other people is “That’s the least of her problems.”

Preschool: “Little Anushka cut a giant hole in Jacket’s dress this morning.”

Me: “No worries, that’s the least of her problems.”

Babysitter: “Today Jacket shared her lollipop with a hobo lady before I could stop her”.

Me: “Eh, that’s the least of her problems.”

Waitress: “I have to warn you, the farmer’s market ran out of eggs so the kids’ omelets are made out of the cheap non-organic, hormone infused kind.”

Me: “That’s the least of her problems”.

Dude to Dude on Subway: “You missed out Dawg, that weed was the fucking shit last night…  Oh, sorry for swearing, I didn’t see your kid there.”

Me: “It’s cool Dawg.  A little profanity is the least of her problems”.

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  2. bearsinbabeland said: This smells like a charity t-shirt slogan to me!
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