That’s the least of her problems
By far, the most common words out of my mouth when Jacket and I are around other people is “That’s the least of her problems.”
Preschool: “Little Anushka cut a giant hole in Jacket’s dress this morning.”
Me: “No worries, that’s the least of her problems.”
Babysitter: “Today Jacket shared her lollipop with a hobo lady before I could stop her”.
Me: “Eh, that’s the least of her problems.”
Waitress: “I have to warn you, the farmer’s market ran out of eggs so the kids’ omelets are made out of the cheap non-organic, hormone infused kind.”
Me: “That’s the least of her problems”.
Dude to Dude on Subway: “You missed out Dawg, that weed was the fucking shit last night… Oh, sorry for swearing, I didn’t see your kid there.”
Me: “It’s cool Dawg. A little profanity is the least of her problems”.
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